Fish jokes

These jokes are not necessarily endorsed by the Brotherhood of the Fish, primarily because they don't always understand them.

A man went to a pet store to get a fish. As he was looking around the store, he noticed a strange, brightly colored fish. He asked the owner what the fish was called. "That's a parrot fish," said the owner. "It sings like a bird." The man was incredulous. The owner sensed the man's hesitancy and told him he could bring the fish back if he wasn't satisfied. About a week later, the man returned to the store to return the fish. The store owner asked him why. The man replied, "You were right. The fish can sing. But, he's horribly off key, and it is just too difficult to tuna fish."

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